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sick sick humour... ;)

I didn't write this, i got it from http://thenewyorker2.blogspot.com/2009/02/roses-are-red.html#comments i dont know if the guy who posted it wrote it either... but i love sick humor so who cares? XOXO Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you won't be mine
I'll have to kill you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I cut off your air
And your face is blue too

Roses are red
Violence is great
I burned down the bistro
Where we had our first date

Roses are red
Violets aren't purple?
When the blood leaves your jugular
It goes "gurgle gurgle"

Roses are red
Why won't you die!?
Guns and knives
And chainsaws, oh my!

Roses are red
And so is your blood
When you fall 22 stories
Your body goes "THUD!"

Roses are red
Violets are "in"
I want to sew a pantsuit
Out of your skin

Roses are red
I'm being quite hostile
When I take an ice pick
And shove it up your nostril

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
But it's actually poison